April 2012
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Anonymous asked: Having just broken up with my gf, I took a walk in the woods so no one can see how ugly I am when I cry and screech. I had a nervous feeling I was being followed so I walked faster. Then I heard a branch snap so I called out. Some prude (who later turned out to be Fin, my friend) replied, "This is your spirit animal. Calm down and embrace me!" so I INSTINCTIVELY called back,...
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kathysbrotherssister:
John: the batterwitch will never beat the pranking master!
ignore this shit, i just have enormous feelings for john and jade right now
Ok I take back what I said that book was downright fucking amazing and painful to read and sad and gross and amazing as fuck and if you’re over 16 or something I recommend you read it the main three characters including kit are amazing and I died a little and read it in less than 24 hours and I didn’t tell my dad I bought it on iBooks and he might kill me if he finds out but I...
Do not read a book called forbidden by anyone named tabitha suzuma it is not porn it is fucking sad it is not porn and you will not survive and it’s mostly….. Mostly not….. Porn…………..
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butt-fart asked: White
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gee-whilickers-deactivated20120 asked: Gold.
parcelhare asked: Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
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Anonymous asked: Pink Gray
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onoku:
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SEND A COLOR!
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
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like i’ll admit evangelion may not be theĀ greatest show ever made
but i don’t think you can find me a better opening theme ever i’ll fight you i swear
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why is rock lee the best character ever to exist
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i want a scott pilgrim series that’s about KIM AND WALLACE AND STEPHEN AND THEIR GAY ANTICS
where scott murders ramona and he and kim have crazy weird i-really-missed-our-old-highschool-days-where-we-fucked-in-the-car-with-the-radio-turned-up awkward sex
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onceler fandom i love you but you are weird as balls
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i was in the bathtub this morning thinking about the celebrities that I reblog the most and it was pretty much no question emma watson and skrillex and then i was like
…..what if they made out…
and then i was like EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWw EMMA WATSON IS MY BEAUTIFUL 13 YEAR OLD MAGICL HARRy pOTTER BABY and skrillex is like 3000000000000 YEARS oldER THAN HER NO
and then i was like shit...
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Anonymous asked: While admittedly Emma Watson is very beautiful, what specifically do you like about her so much more than any other random girl?
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Anonymous asked: "Faster!" Jade screamed. Following her request, John's hand picked up the pace. She was working, too. "Are you... almost... ah," each word matching her exhalations. "Just a little more," he bit his lip. Then, simultaneously they moaned a victory. Right on schedule, Davesprite entered, "Done with that card for pcakes?" "Yep, JUST finished!"...
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finianvangiruet asked: Oh dear, wonderful pancake. If I had artistic ability, I would draw this for you but the fact is that I don't. As a loving follower of your wonderful blog, if I could, I would do everything in my power to legally kidnap Emma Watson and Skrillex and drop them off in the most beautiful, luscious green forest ever. Then I would leave a stack of papers on a depressing stump in the middle of this...
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Anonymous asked: MERRY VALENTINESDAY
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damnit i ate way too many birthday sweet potatoes awwuwdhghgnhhggh
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streaming!! →
i’m doing nothing of interest but hey i might draw why not