Having just broken up with my gf, I took a walk in the woods so no one can see how ugly I am when I cry and screech. I had a nervous feeling I was being followed so I walked faster. Then I heard a branch snap so I called out. Some prude (who later turned out to be Fin, my friend) replied, "This is your spirit animal. Calm down and embrace me!" so I INSTINCTIVELY called back, "PANCAKE?!" It obviously wasn't you but none the less... #YouDidThisToMe
Oh god the forest is the best place to cry and screech, trust me??? (i think) but listen, I have to tell you something, and you have to promise to take me seriously and not tell anyone
I was there
i was searching for a unicorn, so i could drink it’s blood and live forever
your friend is probably dead now sorry he wasn’t a unicorn
but i might be your spirit animal thats a possibility sorry about your friend
Ok I take back what I said that book was downright fucking amazing and painful to read and sad and gross and amazing as fuck and if you’re over 16 or something I recommend you read it the main three characters including kit are amazing and I died a little and read it in less than 24 hours and I didn’t tell my dad I bought it on iBooks and he might kill me if he finds out but I don’t care it was brilliant
my first kiss was this kid who was a sophomore when I was a freshman who was cute and really nice and I liked him a lot and I got to kiss him in the forest but I think he thought he was a werewolf it’s funny to look back on now
i was in the bathtub this morning thinking about the celebrities that I reblog the most and it was pretty much no question emma watson and skrillex and then i was like
…..what if they made out…
and then i was like EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWw EMMA WATSON IS MY BEAUTIFUL 13 YEAR OLD MAGICL HARRy pOTTER BABY and skrillex is like 3000000000000 YEARS oldER THAN HER NO
and then i was like shit they’re 2 years apart in age??!?!!?1/1/1/1/??
THAT MEANS THAT WHEN HERMIONE WAS BEING TEENY TINY IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE SKRILLEX WAS BEING A LITTLE EMO LOSER IN HIS EMO BAnD
oh my god
it would totally not be illegal if they did it
but emma would totally never do that because she’s beautiful and like probably has hot english male pornstar models assigned to open every door to every bathroom and closet in her 500000000 mansions and skrillex despite being a music god probably reeks of booze and shortness and his emo days and most likely is already fucking deadmau5 right now in the back of a tour bus the world will never know
While admittedly Emma Watson is very beautiful, what specifically do you like about her so much more than any other random girl?
a lot of things! she’s obviously talented, and I grew up with the harry potter films, so I really like her on a personal level.
also she seems to have an extremely lighthearted and fun personality, and really charming too. and also classy as hell??? even when she was little she seemed like a lady. i also think she’s really trendy and stuff, like when she got the haircut i was like WHOA I LOVE YOU, YOU CLEARLY HAVE SOME BALLS except I already loved her big time
i really like seeing her all over the place and on magazines and stuff, I wish rupert and daniel were sort of in the same boat
"Faster!" Jade screamed. Following her request, John's hand picked up the pace. She was working, too. "Are you... almost... ah," each word matching her exhalations. "Just a little more," he bit his lip. Then, simultaneously they moaned a victory. Right on schedule, Davesprite entered, "Done with that card for pcakes?" "Yep, JUST finished!" John said, showing the masterpiece. "We had to work hard and fast so that it wouldn't be late," Jade grinned. "She's gonna love it," he said. Happy Birthday.
Oh dear, wonderful pancake. If I had artistic ability, I would draw this for you but the fact is that I don't. As a loving follower of your wonderful blog, if I could, I would do everything in my power to legally kidnap Emma Watson and Skrillex and drop them off in the most beautiful, luscious green forest ever. Then I would leave a stack of papers on a depressing stump in the middle of this beautiful forest which turns out to be the best John/Jade fanfic ever written. Happy birthday, pancake.