June 2013
i just took a dump and my dick got covered in toilet water... then (the worst part) my dick went back into my body... i think its scared... its been in there for about 13 minutes...I've tried poking it but no, I've also tried getting a boner but I'm just not feeling it today, i need help, how do i get it out?
BROO!!!!
Gotcha. Scared ya
Scared yaaa e‿e
tapes organs to the wall
DONT EVER GO BACK AND READ FANFICTION YOU WROTE WHEN YOU WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL IM GOING TO BE SICK
500,000 or so hard years of behavioral evolution has led to this astounding moment where I watch all my idiot friends hit each other with bug nets on a tiny video game screen for hours. this is what we’ve all been waiting for
on another note emma watson and rupert grint were basically forced to kiss and cry on each other for like 12 years for money and our lives suck a lot
when we were kids it looked like a slightly awkward but cool secret technique for concentration on his next move but looking back shikamaru was really just trying to get everyone to look at his dick and get distracted when he did that weird crotch cupping squat thing but yknow whatever works
THATS ALL, FUCKERS
this has been your daily dose of Benton
Good night and good luck.
i wanna do sexual things to your sister
pancake’s not my sister
what if there were a bank like a regular bank but instead of money this bank held and traded doorknobs
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
hey so our band has a show in a few days and we need more fans so people will
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